I drove a 76 New Yorker Brougham

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08/04/2020 at 22:30 • Filed to: None

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It was a glorious 10 minute drive, got a few quick pics. It drives like its suspension is made of persian kittens and margarine. Its smooth, I mean SMEWTH like M ichael McDonald opened a smoothie stand smooth.  Its so fucking smooth that I might be pregnant.  I am at a loss for smoothness Metaphors.  

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Corinth is renowned for its leather

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FEED ME!

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I’ll buy all the guzzoline you have.


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08/04/2020 at 22:53

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Plush.


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
08/04/2020 at 22:58

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Smooth... like the ocean under the moon?


Kinja'd!!! Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > Urambo Tauro
08/04/2020 at 22:59

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Smoother than that!


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
08/04/2020 at 23:01

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When I was in high school ( a long, long time ago)  a girl I knew had a ‘70 New Yorker. She called it the S.S. New Yorker for good reason. I think her parents bought her the biggest car that they could find thinking it would be safer.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
08/04/2020 at 23:07

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With a 700 CID engine making 152 horsepower?


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
08/04/2020 at 23:10

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 Niiiiiiice


Kinja'd!!! Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > lone_liberal
08/04/2020 at 23:13

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Those ‘fuselage’ era 69-73 big mopars seem even bigger than these.


Kinja'd!!! Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
08/04/2020 at 23:15

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Pretty close 440 inches and 200 smoothpower.


Kinja'd!!! QCGoose > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
08/04/2020 at 23:31

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Those seats...

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08/04/2020 at 23:38

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The famous Rich Corinthian Leather

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08/05/2020 at 00:17

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I have an unexplained weak spot for big Chryslers if that era.  I have no idea why.


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08/05/2020 at 00:18

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My Buick Electra was so smooth if I lifted my feet off the floor it was basically like sitting in a nice lazy boy recliner. There was zero road feedback and the steering wheel only suggested where the car might go.


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08/05/2020 at 00:29

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They obviously weren’t considering the room for activities in the rear.


Kinja'd!!! Dead_Elvis, Inc. > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
08/05/2020 at 00:30

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That’s utterly glorious, and look at all that SIDEWALL!


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > Dead_Elvis, Inc.
08/05/2020 at 00:45

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They had no reason to worry with her. She was every parent’s dream, straight A’s  and all.


Kinja'd!!! Dead_Elvis, Inc. > lone_liberal
08/05/2020 at 01:01

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That’s no guarantee of anything.

And I only say that because my HS girlfriend was, on the surface, a parent’s dream - straight A student, multisport athlete, student council, blah blah blah.

Much to my delight, she liked to excel at everything she pursued , even if her ‘82 Escort wasn’t nearly as roomy as your friend’s New Yorker.


Kinja'd!!! Speed > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
08/05/2020 at 08:52

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I’m visual. I appreciate this one, the depiction in my head and the chuckle. Imagine this on promotional material or a magazine cover.